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		<title>Need Help Making A Baby?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 05:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Terrible 2s &#8211; No Problem, Throw Your Toddler in a Canal</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my customers, Bob, was nice enough to write and ask me how Jordan a.k.a "Baby J" was doing.  Truth is Jordan has colic and has been a little difficult to live with the last few weeks.  So I wrote Bob back and said, "Little Jordan has been a handful.  My [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Evolution of Math in the United States &#8211; Funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I get tons of "funny email" everyday.  For the most part, I don't have time to do much more than scan and delete.  But for some reason, this one caught my eye.  It was worth posting here.  It's a combo of sad, true, and funny all rolled into one.
The Evolution of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If I am going to be mugged, I want it to be by this guy.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 03:44:28 +0000</pubDate>
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That's exactly what happened to an eighteen year old teen as he was walking out of [...]]]></description>
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