Mark Twain Quote – Approve of the Funeral

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain

Voltaire Quote – He Was Great Provided He Is Dead

“He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend – provided of course, that he really is dead.” – Voltaire – French Philosopher

Mark Twain Quote – Dance Quote

“He is useless on top of the ground; he aught to be under it, inspiring cabbages.” – Mark Twain

Clarence Seward Darrow Quote – Never Killed a Man

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” – Clarence Seward Darrow – American Lawyer

Joe E. Lewis Quote – Friend In Need

“Show me a friend in need and I’ll show you a pest.” – Joe E. Lewis – Comedian