You are never more vulnerable for a prank than when you are sleeping. I love pranking people and I don’t mind being pranked. All of these are funny, but a few might cross the line. If you throw an egg on me while I’m asleep that’s one thing, if you put me in a situation […]
This lady voted for Obama for a very important reason. He’s black. He’s black he’s black he’s black! She would like you to keep going to work so you can pay for her healthcare. Nice!
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.’ Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby […]
One of my customers, Bob, was nice enough to write and ask me how Jordan a.k.a “Baby J” was doing. Truth is Jordan has colic and has been a little difficult to live with the last few weeks. So I wrote Bob back and said, “Little Jordan has been a handful. My first one was […]
I get tons of “funny email” everyday. For the most part, I don’t have time to do much more than scan and delete. But for some reason, this one caught my eye. It was worth posting here. It’s a combo of sad, true, and funny all rolled into one. The Evolution of Math in the […]