George Carlin Quote – Keep a Small Circle of Friends

“One good reason to keep a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.” – George Carlin

Michael Scott Quote – Cut Down Quote

“And if I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” – Michael Scott – The Office

Mae West Quote – Cut Down Quote

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West

Jerome K. Jerome Quote – Love Stupid People

“It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.” – Jerome K Jerome – English Author

Doug Larson Quote – Tolerate Your Friends Successes

“A true friend is one who over looks your failures and tolerates your success.” – Doug Larson – American Columnist