Joan Rivers Quote – Unwanted as a Child

“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” – Joan Rivers

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Erma Bombeck Quote – Raising Children

“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.” – Erma Bombeck

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Cathy Ladman Quote – My Parents Only Argued Once

“My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.” – Cathy Ladman

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P.J. O’Rourke Quote – Raising Children

“Everyone knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.” – P.J. O’Rourke

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David Finkelstein Quote – Family

“The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she’d have children if she had to do it all over again. Yes, she replied. But not the same ones.” – David Finkelstein

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