Irving Brecher – Your Dad Threw Rocks At the Stork

“I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.” – Irving Brecher American Writer

David Letterman Quote – What Does the Mind Reader Charge You?

“When you go to the mind reader, do you get half off?” – David Letterman American Comedian

Buddah Quote – Don’t Speak Unless It’s an Improvement on Silence

“Don’t speak unless it improves upon the silence.” – Buddah

J. Russell Lynes Quote – How to Handle an Insult

“If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.” – J. Russell Lynes American Writer

Unknown Quote – Some People Like Slinkies

“Some people are like Slinkies, not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.” – Unknown Quote

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