“And if I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” – Michael Scott – The Office

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“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West

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“If you cannot answer a man’s argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.” – Elbert Hubbard – American Writer

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“I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic, necrophiliac, but that would be beating a dead horse.” – Woody Allen

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