“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain

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“He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend – provided of course, that he really is dead.” – Voltaire – French Philosopher

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“He is useless on top of the ground; he aught to be under it, inspiring cabbages.” – Mark Twain

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“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” – Clarence Seward Darrow – American Lawyer

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“One good reason to keep a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.” – George Carlin

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