“Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.” – Phyllis Diller

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“I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you came along.” – Groucho Marx

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“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” – Joan Rivers

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“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.” – Erma Bombeck

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“My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.” – Cathy Ladman

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