Voltaire Quote – He Was Great Provided He Is Dead

“He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend – provided of course, that he really is dead.” – Voltaire – French Philosopher

Joe E. Lewis Quote – Friend In Need

“Show me a friend in need and I’ll show you a pest.” – Joe E. Lewis – Comedian

George Carlin Quote – Keep a Small Circle of Friends

“One good reason to keep a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.” – George Carlin

Doug Larson Quote – Tolerate Your Friends Successes

“A true friend is one who over looks your failures and tolerates your success.” – Doug Larson – American Columnist

Mason Cooley Quote – Friends Quote

“Fail and your friends fell superior. Succeed, and they feel resentful.” – Mason Cooley – English Writer