Mark Twain Quote – A Pity That Noah Didn’t Miss the Boat

“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.” – Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quote – Be Thankful for the Fools

“Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.” – Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quote – Approve of the Funeral

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quote – Dance Quote

“He is useless on top of the ground; he aught to be under it, inspiring cabbages.” – Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quote – Don’t Ask A Friend to Borrow Money

“The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.” – Mark Twain